Top Ten Reasons Why Debt Collectors Are Better Than Your Spouse

Last Updated: July 12, 2010

Think collection agencies are just out to get you? It's all a matter of perspective.
Here is an oldie but a goodie!

Never forgets to call on those special days like anniversaries, birthdays, heck...any day...
Doesn't mind if you don't remember where you parked the car - because, of course, they do.
Will always have your best interests in mind, despite who they work for.
Is committed to bringing you a bit of cheer during the workday, just by calling to say "hello".
They never call collect, but allow you to call for free.
They always seem to know all of your personal history -- more than your spouse.
They care about what your neighbors think, so they mark all correspondence "personal and confidential" to spare your wounded pride.
They are always willing to talk, even when you've told them to drop dead.
Always ready to "reaffirm" your relationship.
Never wakes you up with pesky phone calls too early or too late - sticks to 8AM - 9PM!

So next time you feel unloved, try not paying your bills. Your phone is guaranteed to ring.


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