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  1. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

    I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

    'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out,

    she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'

    I thought...

    Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...they will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way

    Happy Birthday! '

    It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each

    and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day....we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

    I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'

    She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.'

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.

    I'll be right back.'

    'Ok.' I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out

    carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And I just sat there..

    On the couch...

    Naked.

  2. A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

    According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

    What's worse:

    1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

    2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.

    3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.

  3. I am losing, but it's a slow process and I know that it's better to lose the weight over time rather than the quickie diets. I've been on the plan for two weeks so far and have lost 4 pounds.

    I did the LA Weight Loss diet before and lost weight much quicker, but not so fast that I felt it unsafe. This works too.

  4. I read a post here yesterday where someone posted that the DV process can be dangerous, I believe, if the SOL is almost up...or something like that. Can someone explain? Does that mean the SOL is your state? The 7-7 1/2 year reporting period?

    I have DV'd several CAs recently and after I read that post it scared me alittle.

  5. 1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

    2. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

    3. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there

    4 'Any sign of the trapped miners?'

    5. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.'

    6. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

    7. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

    8. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

    9.

    10. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

  6. Am I overlooking something obvious? I'm embarrased to say what I think the meaning is....tell you later on.

    Lyrics: daryl hall, john oates, sara allen

    Music: daryl hall

    Easy ready willing overtime

    When does it stop, where do you dare me to draw the line

    You got the body now you want my soul

    Don't even think about it say no go

    Now i'll do anything you want me to

    I'll do almost anything that you want me to

    But i can't go for that

    No can do

    I can't go for being twice as nice

    I can't go for just repeating the some old lines

    Use the body now you want my soul

    Oo forget about it say no go

    Yeah i'll do anything you want me to

    I'll do almost anything that you want me to

    But i can't go for that

    No can do.

  7. "...police report..."

    That's required by law when/if you claim Identity Theft or Fraud. Did you?

    I did not...but the list of things they asked for was just that...a list...i.e.,..."please send us the following", and then a long list of stuff.

  8. Ok...Cavalry wrote to me acknowledging that they received my letter of dispute, but now they are asking me for copies of my driver's license, a police report, and several other items that will prove to them that I am me! As far as I know, I am under no obligation to prove anything to them. What should I do?

  9. I'm willing...but he's not. We have some time so I'm gonna stay optimistic...maybe after he spends more time here this summer he will change his mind.

    Taxes in NJ are through the roof...would rather move to another location in PA, but with our incomes combined, we could do Jersey. He's not used to the city life...so New Jersey would probably be more comfortable for him. It's also ideal for his lawn care business.

    He wants to move to Dallas. :shock:

  10. So...my possible soon to be intended and I are exploring nice places to live. I love the east coast. He's from MI and desperately wants to leave. I suggested New Jersey...for no other reasons than it's close for me, I can keep my job, there are some nice neighboorhoods, and I just flat out don't want to leave where I am. But, all of a sudden he's not on board with moving this way. I asked him why not New Jersey and his response was.............LOL........................

    New Jersey is one of the original 13 colonies. There are just dirty old buildings there.

    LOL!

  11. pierss08,

    I had a problem understanding this as well. Here's what you need to understand in a hypothetical situation. Let's say my credit card went bad and American Express (yeah...I wish) reported in January of 2008. That means that this negative item will be reported on my credit report 7 1/2 from when American Express reported it.

    The above has NOTHING to do with the SOL, which is the amount of time the creditor can sue you and collection. The SOL is based on your state.