bw4444 Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 Here's more fun things to say to the collector:"Awe, heck! I just sent a $5000 check to [random other collector]. Sorry you missed out.""Why don't you give me your bank account number and I'll just make a deposit...nyuk, nyuk, nyuk....""I'm out in the shop right now...hang on while I finish tightening down this detonator...."[use call forwarding to 1-800-998-0982 (NCO)]"Rats! I just put several thousand down on a brand new Hummer, so I'm outta cash!""Hang on, my friend Vinnie wants to tell you about an orthopedic surgeon you might wanna see next week....""So, if I get a loan from someone else, I can pay this off? You seem so friendly...would you lend me the money?""Just a second...I've got the flu really bad...[raaaaaaaaaaaalllllph, gurgle, gurgle, flushing noise]...OK, [snaaarf] now what is it you want?""How many frequent flyer miles do I get if I pay you?""Sorry, the limo is out front...gotta go!!""Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" [click!!!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almost_there Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 LOL, I like the one asking them to borrow you money!! If only I had a nickle for every time a bill collector asked me to borrow the money from someone in order to pay them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacykat Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 I'm almost hoping that the CA will call here now so I can try one of those lines out on him. Thanks for posting them, my fiancee and I both had a great laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercrusader Posted August 7, 2003 Report Share Posted August 7, 2003 Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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