LadynRed Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Thought everyone would get a chuckle So you have received a credit card application? You know what it says, but do know what it really means?What it says: "You have demonstrated financial responsibility..."What it means: You're breathing!What it says: "Our membership is difficult to obtain..."What it means: Death row prisoners are not eligible... in most states!What it says: "Exceptional Customer Service..."What it means: Except when you need it!What it says: "You may direct us not to share this information with anyone else..."What it means: Catch us, if you can!What it says: "You've been pre-approved..."What it means: We've already put a bad mark on your credit report.What it says: “We have every confidence that ours will be a long-lasting relationship.”What it means: We have killed every bankruptcy lawyer in your local area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cabledude Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Chuckle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts