whocares Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Ya know your a credit redneck when....your sock drawer has more action than you do...when you name your dogs, visa, mastercard and hooters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razr Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 If you understand this sentence;"DV the CA, and not the OC (per the FDCPA) after SoL has expired and before you send a FOAD letter."Then you might be a credit redneck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcheeks Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 if you've ever tackled the mailman for your green card .......If your friends have an intervention planned to deal with your Credit repair addiction ( yes that is actually hapenning to me )if you think you can secure your credit with some heavy duty bungee cords.you might be a credit redneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jq26 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 If you understand this sentence;"DV the CA, and not the OC (per the FDCPA) after SoL has expired and before you send a FOAD letter."Then you might be a credit redneck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnstud4200 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 I was JUST reading redneck jokes online:You've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.You think TACO BELL isthe Mexican Phone CompanyYour state's got a new law that says when a coupleget divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnstud4200 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Oh yeah,You're a redneck if..You cut the feet off the possum in your "possum stew".You're theme song is "Dueling Banjos"http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4924085173349496686 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted September 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 You might be a credit redneck ifYou have fixed all your credit and the dogs have perfect accounts tooyour credit cards are cleaner than your carif you run past your spouse holding chocolate to get to the mail box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torikid Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 if your computer area is cleaner than your kitchen....If your Dv's are filed nicely, but your bills are not...If you can't wait for your green card, so you check USPS.com...If you go BUY a copier/fax to make sure your credit papers are timely.You might be a credit redneck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virtualrn Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 OK-I'll bite....You know your a credit redneck when you qualify for a $200 Target or Walmart and your first purchase is a case of pork rinds and budweiser to celebrate!You know your a credit redneck when you are offered a large unbelieveable credit line and start to run game shows on CIC. Oh, and you change your name to whoitzis..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted September 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Thats why I love this board.You know your a credit redneck when:You can burp a baby and apply online for credit at the same time.When you call experian to chat with your friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amerikaner83 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 you know you're a "credneck" when......you have your CMRRR slips pre-filled to save time...you actually relish the idea of a new CA coming on to your CR so you can sue...you spend more time on the computer @ CIC than you do with your significant other...you get 86'ed from truecredit for excessive pulls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torikid Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 You know your are credit redneck (addict)when you are playing a VB game and the score 1-2 is called... you can't get the 1-2 punch out of your head.When you have multiple labels printed out for CRA's, OC's and CA to save your hand some time on the next round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jq26 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Thats why I love this board.You know your a credit redneck when:You can burp a baby and apply online for credit at the same time.When you call experian to chat with your friendsA credit redneck!!!!!! Love it. And running to the mailbox with chocolates was hilarious too! I almost spit out my coffee on "your dogs have perfect credit".A CREDNECK!!!! Genius.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnstud4200 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 When you have DV's, complaints, and lawsuits templated in Microsoft Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted September 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 You know your a credit redneck when:You count the minutes till you can update your report.the only reason you get up in the morning is to check your report.When you pray for some collection activity, so ya have something to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torikid Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 When you skimp on money save up your next $5.21 CMRRR fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amerikaner83 Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 When you skimp on money save up your next $5.21 CMRRR fee.The USPS should have one of those "buy 10 get one free" punchcards for CMRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebug5 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 You might be a redneck if your credit report changes more often than your underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLR76109 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 You know your a credit redneck when:You count the minutes till you can update your report.That is so me!!! Or if, heaven forbid, I forget to check it my reaction is as if I forgot to put gas in the car, or that I left the house with the water running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted September 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 my son told me I was obsessed with my credit..and he wants me to fix his...but he feels it's enabling my addiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debtmamma Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Thats why I love this board.You know your a credit redneck when:You can burp a baby and apply online for credit at the same time.When you call experian to chat with your friends :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razr Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 my son told me I was obsessed with my credit..and he wants me to fix his...but he feels it's enabling my addiction That there is funny.-r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnstud4200 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 my son told me I was obsessed with my credit..and he wants me to fix his...but he feels it's enabling my addiction whocares, you are obsessed... we all are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted September 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 ya know your a credit redneck when....You only use the cards that post online, then you run home and log on to see how much you need to pay and pay in full smilingwhen you keep track if utilization if toilet paper...it's ok you can have more than 10% of a rollyou make crossword puzzles if credit terms...you might be a credneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcheeks Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 If you hear the song "another one bites the dust" and all you can think about is BAD TL's falling left and right off your CR .....you might be a credneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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