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:private:I want to apologize in advance if I have offended anyone for this..:roll:.

here goes....

Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant

> Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After

> ordering their cornbread and

> beans, they talked about the latest addition to

> their junkyard business.

> Suddenly, a woman at the nearby table, who was

> eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

> After a minute or so, it become s apparent that she

> is in real distress.

> One of the hillibillies looks at her and says "Kin

> ya swallar?" The woman

> shakes her head no.

> "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and

> shake her head no.

> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the

> back of her dress, yanks

> down her drawers and guickly gives her right butt

> cheek a lick with his

> tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a

> violent spasm and the obstruction

> flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe

> again, the hillbilly walks

> slowly back to the bar.

> His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard 'bout that

> there 'Hind Lick Manuver',

> but I aint' never seed nobody do it!"

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Not originally from Tennessee, just live there now. Born in Georgia, does that make me more of a redneck? I lived on the Gulf Coast of Mississippi for a couple of years, but when one of your neighbors says "yer daughter is 15 and you don't have any grandkids yet? Somethin wrong with her?" Its time to move. (Yes, I was actually asked that.)

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