lyle7289 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 :private:I want to apologize in advance if I have offended anyone for this...here goes....Never Choke in a Southern Restaurant > Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After > ordering their cornbread and > beans, they talked about the latest addition to > their junkyard business. > Suddenly, a woman at the nearby table, who was > eating a sandwich, begins to cough. > After a minute or so, it become s apparent that she > is in real distress. > One of the hillibillies looks at her and says "Kin > ya swallar?" The woman > shakes her head no. > "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and > shake her head no. > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the > back of her dress, yanks > down her drawers and guickly gives her right butt > cheek a lick with his > tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a > violent spasm and the obstruction > flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe > again, the hillbilly walks > slowly back to the bar. > His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard 'bout that > there 'Hind Lick Manuver', > but I aint' never seed nobody do it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbie7069 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefdr Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Not offended here. I'm more of a redneck then a hillbilly though.Whats the difference between a hillbilly and a redneck?Elevation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocDon Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 I'm offended.My grandfather was from Monterey, Tennessee. We prefer to be called "sons of the soil". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ndTimeAround Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterP_Nice Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarbaby Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Oh no..if you are from tennessee you are a hillbilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefdr Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Not originally from Tennessee, just live there now. Born in Georgia, does that make me more of a redneck? I lived on the Gulf Coast of Mississippi for a couple of years, but when one of your neighbors says "yer daughter is 15 and you don't have any grandkids yet? Somethin wrong with her?" Its time to move. (Yes, I was actually asked that.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amerikaner83 Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 "yer daughter is 15 and you don't have any grandkids yet? Somethin wrong with her?" Its time to move. (Yes, I was actually asked that.)I'd like to apologize for my friend's remarks. Tequila was involved, need I say more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clove610 Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granny1 Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'm still laughing! Born in the Georgia mountains and really have heard some good old sayings but this is the best joke of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Snow Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'm in TN... RIGHT NOW!TN is really beautiful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefdr Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 I'm in TN... RIGHT NOW!TN is really beautiful...I live in Chattanooga, will be home at the end of next month. Well, for three weeks at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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