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Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta

> love this!!!!

>

> This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

> It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR)

> interview between a female broadcaster

> and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about

> to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military

> installation.

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what

> things are you going to teach these young boys when

> they visit your base?

>

>

> GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them

> climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit

> irresponsible, isn't it?

>

>

> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be

> properly supervised on the rifle range.

>

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a

> terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

>

>

> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be

> teaching them proper rifle discipline before they

> even touch a firearm.

>

>

> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to

> become violent killers.

>

>

> GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be

> a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

>

> The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out.

She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book" she replies as she thinks to herself, "Isn't it obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true," she replied, "but you do have all the equipment."

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