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Every year I write my hubby a letter,

Dear Santa Paul,

And it usually starts with a lie...I've been good all year and when I have been bad it's with you...he knows what I mean

I usually tell him specifically what I want the size and color and where to find the wanted item...it doesn't matter though, cause I never get anything on my list.

My hubby is the worst gift giver...

But in my letter I usually mention what a good hubby he is and how much I love him, even after 22 years...This year.

But the funny part is he has kept all these letters all these years...and when I looked at them I noticed he never has given me a gift from these letters...so I asked him about it.

His answer was...Why do you need a bathrobe and slippers every year...( cause I never get new ones like I ask) I like you better naked...(ok a compliment) and why do you want a puzzle or computer game when you have me?...I like to play...( as most men do) and why do you always want books? every time we move you put them all on the same box... when you have books you need book shelves and who has to move them, assemble them and carry those heavy boxes of books? ( why do you think I have a husband) And why do you ask for clothes or shoes...You have a whole closet full of both...and you always wear the same stuff all the time.(Cause I never get anything new)

Besides you said you like suprises...so it's not a suprise when you know what your getting. And you already have everything.

So again this year I will write my letter...and maybe I should include things I don't want...like the cheese wheel I got last year....or the striped days of the week panties...or the lemon candy...

So what do you do?

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So again this year I will write my letter...and maybe I should include things I don't want...like the cheese wheel I got last year....or the striped days of the week panties...or the lemon candy...

So what do you do?

Haa haa, I've gotten the cheese but never the panties. If i got the days of the week panties I would probably wear them out of order to razzel him anyways. lol

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My Mom and Aunt are the worst gift-givers ever. :roll: They are twins and both control freaks :evil::evil: and they have this philosophy of "I will get you what I want to get you." And, they base it on their own opinions.

For instance, my Grandmother like's blues and greens and is not a flowery or pastels type of gal. My mom and I saw some pajama's on sale and she said she would by some for my Grandmother last year for Christmas. My mom said the pink ones with the flowers are the cutest. I said well, "You might think they are the cutest, and yeah if I was buying you a pair, I would probably pick those out for you. But, if it was for myself, I would probably pick the purple, and for my teenage cousin the funky yellow, but Grandma would not dig the pinky flowers." I tried to explain that even though I personally like the purple, I know that my mom would prefer the pink, so I would pick out what I thought she would like since it was for her. My mom threw a fit and didn't buy anyone anything because the pink ones that she liked are the best and why would she not buy they BEST ones for everyone. :roll:

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And it usually starts with a lie...I've been good all year and when I have been bad it's with you...he knows what I mean

His answer was...Why do you need a bathrobe and slippers every year...( cause I never get new ones like I ask) I like you better naked...(ok a compliment)

:twothumbsup: Dude, that freakin awesome! :-)=

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