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The Blonde Mortician

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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an

expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the

body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the

black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked

his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives

the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it

costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she

finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle

chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.

You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you

spend?" To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with

the blank check.

"There's no charge," she says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite

blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a

deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in

shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive

blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave

wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as

long as he looked nice.

"So I just switched the heads."

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