Fairy Enchantress Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and a 1 lb. Package Of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of thecashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said! : "Well , you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnstud4200 Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 lmfao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 That's funny right there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHK Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I'm sorry, but Fairy's jokes are in the category of "shocking" but not funny."switched the heads""cause you're ugly"I just don't find them funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SugarNspice Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I thought it was funny... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnstud4200 Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I thought it was funny...me too, better than a lot I've heard any fairly non offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy Enchantress Posted December 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 I'm sorry, but Fairy's jokes are in the category of "shocking" but not funny."switched the heads""cause you're ugly"I just don't find them funny.Sorry if I was out of line. I don't know what "switched the heads" was about, because it is not in the two jokes I posted. Maybe something in the joke I do not realize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisajt66 Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 :ROFLMAO2::ROFLMAO2:That was hysterical!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHK Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Actually, my apologies.The "switched heads" one was a different poster - the blonde mortician.I was starting to see a trend and while it isn't "out of line", I just don't find that kind of humor funny.It's probably just me. Don't worry about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isislc Posted December 10, 2007 Report Share Posted December 10, 2007 Don't worry fairy, "switched the heads" was my joke on the blond mortician. I thought this was funny myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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