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A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. Can of coffee,

and a 1 lb. Package Of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk

standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the


While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly

stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the

derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly

unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my

marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said! : "Well , you know what,

you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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I'm sorry, but Fairy's jokes are in the category of "shocking" but not funny.

"switched the heads"

"cause you're ugly"

I just don't find them funny.

Sorry if I was out of line. I don't know what "switched the heads" was about, because it is not in the two jokes I posted. Maybe something in the joke I do not realize.

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