mariner Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 ... a female friend texted.If I tattoo Merry Christmas on my right thigh and Happy New Year on my left thigh, would you come visit me between the holidays? :twisted: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterP_Nice Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Doesn't chelseagirl have those tatoos?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Yes I do.......please visit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdspeedbump Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 i think i'll stay home and avoid the crowds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stefdr Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 i think i'll stay home and avoid the crowds.Ooh, that was harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariner Posted December 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 i think i'll stay home and avoid the crowds.So, you know her also??? :mrgreen: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 wdspeedbump is off my Christmas list!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariner Posted December 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 wdspeedbump is off my Christmas list!!!!! Hey Girl! Before I get mooned, my comment was meant about the original joke!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 OK...... sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdspeedbump Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 wdspeedbump is off my Christmas list!!!!! d*mn...you and santa too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amerikaner83 Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 Let's just hope that chelsea isn't your SS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleverCynic Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 but wait, that could be good also... considering the invite and all... just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted December 20, 2007 Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 I think it is time for a new joke!!! Anyone????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariner Posted December 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2007 I think it is time for a new joke!!! Anyone????? OK,I was real depressed the other day with the holidays and all, so I called the suicide hotline.I got a call center in Syria. When I told them I was thinking about killing myself, they got all excited and asked me if I knew how to drive a truck. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WickeDay Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 I was real depressed the other day with the holidays and all, so I called the suicide hotline.I got a call center in Syria. When I told them I was thinking about killing myself, they got all excited and asked me if I knew how to drive a truck.:lol:HO:lol:HO:lol:HO:lol:HO:lol:HO:lol:HO:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amerikaner83 Posted December 21, 2007 Report Share Posted December 21, 2007 This one is a bit long...but it's HILARIOUS!TraditionWhen four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.Just then the doorbell rang, and very irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted December 22, 2007 Report Share Posted December 22, 2007 That's the best!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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