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This housewife got tired of being alone every day since her husband was at work and her three daughters were in school, so she decided to get a pet to keep her company. She walks into the local pet store and explains her situation to the clerk and tells him that she wants a talking parrot.

The clerk thinks for a minute and then tells her that they do have one talking parrot, but that she wouldn't like him.

"Why not?" she asks.

"Well, he has been around a bit and has picked up some colorful language, and you did say that you have a family," he replied.

"Well, my girls are 16, 17, and 18. They have heard it all. Just let me see him."

The clerk finally agrees to show the lady the parrot and she instantly falls in love with the bird and insists on purchasing it right away. When she got home she covered the cage with a towel and went to get dinner ready for the family.

The next day she came down and uncovered the cage.

"Brawkk!" said the parrot, looking around. "New place. New Madam. Morning Madam."

"Uh, Morning parrot," she said and then went to make breakfast. A few minutes later her daughters came downstairs, dressed and ready for school.

"Brawkk! New place. New Madam. New Girls. Morning Girls."

"Morning Parrot," they replied and went to help their mother get breakfast ready. Soon the man of the house came down unshaven and in his bathrobe.

"Brawkk! New place. New Madam. New Girls. Same old customers. Morning Phil!"

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