nimrod Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Poor old thing... Tina goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."The next week Tina goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's get to work on your hearing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellard Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 can i get some of those pills for my hubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Poor old thing... Tina goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."The next week Tina goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's get to work on your hearing."Love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceowens Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 sweeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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whocares Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 LOL too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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