DocDon Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 Denver -- A supervisor with telecommunications giant Qwest apparently decided to confront the issue of lengthy bathroom breaks by workmen, but it didn't sit well with union officials. Union officials in Colorado said a Qwest supervisor tried to cut down on lengthy bathroom breaks by telling workmen to use disposable urinal bags in the field. The manager distributed disposable urinal bags to 25 male field technicians, telling them not to waste time leaving a job site to search for a public bathroom.A company spokeswoman told the Rocky Mountain News there's no policy that requires field technicians to use urinal bags while they're out on a job. The Communications Workers of America local hasn't filed a grievance. One local administrative director said that while the union deals with a "a lot of silliness in corporate America," this one takes the cake.I suspect people stopped bringing fruit drink pouches to work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted March 23, 2008 Report Share Posted March 23, 2008 I doubt they will do it and what about the women? why don't they just drag along a porta potty??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocDon Posted March 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 I don't think they make them big enough to hold a chaise lounge and ficus tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous Wolf Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 Now what is going to happen when some technician whips out his schlong and sticks it in a urinal bag and the public sees it... I guess they could do it in their truck...But still, they opens up a whole can of worms when there are hundreds of technicians whipping out their schlong several times a day... Instead of filing a grievance, they ought to see how the public feels about it when people start reporting them to the police... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocDon Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 You get put on the sex offender's list. No joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmuse00 Posted March 25, 2008 Report Share Posted March 25, 2008 his schlong ... his what???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwhizz Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 his what????Ditto!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikuomanero Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 his schlong... his what????Schlong, I believe, is the vulgar German slang word for his "manhood" Oh, one more thing: I think that Muse's avatar has hair that is sporting some killer early-1990s bangs (no related pun intented)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isislc Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 We're having issues here about leaving the war room alone to go on bathroom breaks. Forget it, we go anyways, let them try and stop us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocDon Posted March 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 What the heck is this all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTigggers Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTigggers Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 Personally I would just find a tree or nearby shrub.OK for the guys but for the girls that won't work.I used to work with a sicko who used to pee on the customers roof.I would get really ticked at him for that and said if I ever caught him doing it again I would throw him off the roof. Well he stopped that but then I caught him pissing in a customers basement which I immediately told him to go home because he was fired. He then had the nerve to ask for what and try to fight it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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