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Scum: Hello may I please speak to mr butters?

Butters: Who is calling?

Scum: Is this mr butters?

Butters: Yes who is calling

Scum: This is blab blab from NCO Financial

Butters: What does NCO Stand for?

Scum: I am calling you on behalf of Crapital One

Butters: You told me you are calling from NCO Financial

Scum: Yes Sir on behalf of Crapital One

Butters: Which one is it NCO or Crapital One:

Scum: I am calling from NCO

Butters: What does NCO stand for?

Scum: Sir?

Butters: yes scum what does NCO stand for?

Scum: I dont know

Butters: You work for a company that you dont know what they stand for?

Scum: we are a national collection agency

Butters: And what does NCO stand for?

Scum: Sir I am calling on behalf of Crapital One

Butters: So you work for Crapital One?

Scum: Yes sir

Butters: so why are you lying to me telling me you work for NCO? Are you Employed by Crapital One?

Scum: No sir NCO

Butters: How can I help you?

Scum: Sir I must inform you that this phone call may be recorded

Butters: ok thanks hold on while I turn on my tape recorder

Scum: No Sir you can not record me

Butters: Sir you just told me this phone call may be recorded

Scum: Yes sir

Butters: ok hold on let me turn on my tape recorder

Scum: Sir I do not give you permission to record me

Butters: You just did

Scum: no I didnt

Butters: You said that this phone call may be recorded

Scum: Sir um no sir you can not record me I dont give you permission

Butters: well then I dont give you permission either

Scum: Sir I must terminate this call and call you another time, good day.

Boy I am going to miss these phone calls when this is all over

:lol:

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Scum: Hello may I please speak to mr butters?

Butters: Who is calling?

Scum: Is this mr butters?

Butters: Yes who is calling

Scum: This is blab blab from NCO Financial

Butters: What does NCO Stand for?

Scum: I am calling you on behalf of Crapital One

Butters: You told me you are calling from NCO Financial

Scum: Yes Sir on behalf of Crapital One

Butters: Which one is it NCO or Crapital One:

Scum: I am calling from NCO

Butters: What does NCO stand for?

Scum: Sir?

Butters: yes scum what does NCO stand for?

Scum: I dont know

Butters: You work for a company that you dont know what they stand for?

Scum: we are a national collection agency

Butters: And what does NCO stand for?

Scum: Sir I am calling on behalf of Crapital One

Butters: So you work for Crapital One?

Scum: Yes sir

Butters: so why are you lying to me telling me you work for NCO? Are you Employed by Crapital One?

Scum: No sir NCO

Butters: How can I help you?

Scum: Sir I must inform you that this phone call may be recorded

Butters: ok thanks hold on while I turn on my tape recorder

Scum: No Sir you can not record me

Butters: Sir you just told me this phone call may be recorded

Scum: Yes sir

Butters: ok hold on let me turn on my tape recorder

Scum: Sir I do not give you permission to record me

Butters: You just did

Scum: no I didnt

Butters: You said that this phone call may be recorded

Scum: Sir um no sir you can not record me I dont give you permission

Butters: well then I dont give you permission either

Scum: Sir I must terminate this call and call you another time, good day.

Boy I am going to miss these phone calls when this is all over

:lol:

That's classic! Nothing makes me laugh more than a scum collector look like an idiot (although they don't need much help in that area). :lol:

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oh that is great!!

I am finally answering the phone again now for all the "out of area" and "private" numbers (since i got my tape recorder now), unfortunately all they tell me to do is hold the line....im impatient, and get tired of waiting.

but if I ever do get ahold of a human, then I will DEFINATELY work this in, as well as the "for security purposes" line...

ahhaahhahaha, im still laughing at that...its GREAT!!

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