Chester P. Dexter

Here's a game... it's called TNP

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If this has already been done, please ignore and accept my apologies.

Can I make some worthless posts so that I can get up to 50 and create my signature? Just being a post whore today... la de la... don't mind me...

GAME GOES LIKE THIS:

Type:

"TNP (add in some words)" (*** TNP stands for "The Next Poster."***)

Then the next posters answers "true" or "false," and then adds their own TNP statement at the bottom.

Example:

True! I do use way too much toilet paper! (or whatever the topic might have been that I responded to.)

The Next Poster drinks milk right out of the jug and then puts it back in the fridge.

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FALSE I use a glass. But THE NEXT POSTER does not change their underwear unless they have a scheduled doctor's appointment! Eeeew.

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ok... I'll help get this rolling....

FALSE. I sometimes change underwear twice per day.

TNP (the next poster) opens their car door enough to hit the next car without even caring about it, in parking lots.

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FALSE again ! I am always very careful getting in and out of my vehicle.

but I heard that:

TNP (The Next Poster) Routinely drives 10 miles or more over the speed limit, and thinks YELLOW means SPEED UP !! :shock:

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False. A fanny pack is just too close to being a man purse.

But TNP has a tattoo of Hello Kitty on his butt.

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False. I'm actually wearing those really cute underwear where the bottoms of your butt cheeks hang out. They're called "boy shorts."

The Next Poster really wanted to know the details about my underwear.

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FALSE! It never crossed my mind and I did not want to know...

I'll ask Daveyzzz's question again since it got lost in the shuffle.

The Next Poster has so much credit, he/she doesn't know what to do with it!

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TRUE!!!! I do have so much credit I'm afraid to use it

TNP has skid marks in their underwear...while we are on the subject

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False. I am wearing underwear, I'm wearing a thong backwards. But....

TNP is wearing a leather bananna hammock.

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FALSE. I wouldn't know what to do with the banana space, since I seem to be short one banana, anyway. :shock:

TNP wears only white grannie pants, that come up to the ribs/bra line :lol: (since the theme seems to be underwear, I'll run with it.)

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FALSE: I tried that and they paid me to keep my clothes on! :shock:

TNP wishes they had a Nieman Marcus and a Saks department store card.

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FALSE: I check the foreign stock market and commodity prices at 3am

But I heard TNP watches reruns of Gilligan's Island while eating whole boxes of Crunch N Munch.

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False. I watch the "Girls Gone Wild" Infomercials and eat butter lovers popcorn.

But.......

TNP was in the Girls Gone Wild Videos!

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True. But I'm not telling you which one.

TNP named their private parts "FICO" and constantly brags about how their "FICO" is constantly on the rise.

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FALSE - I wish at least one was at 800. Pulled them today and two EQ dropped 10pts. :evil:

TNP sucks their thumb and still sleeps with a blankie.

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