Chester P. Dexter 177 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 If this has already been done, please ignore and accept my apologies.Can I make some worthless posts so that I can get up to 50 and create my signature? Just being a post whore today... la de la... don't mind me...GAME GOES LIKE THIS:Type:"TNP (add in some words)" (*** TNP stands for "The Next Poster."***)Then the next posters answers "true" or "false," and then adds their own TNP statement at the bottom.Example:True! I do use way too much toilet paper! (or whatever the topic might have been that I responded to.)The Next Poster drinks milk right out of the jug and then puts it back in the fridge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveyzzz 38 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 FALSE I use a glass. But THE NEXT POSTER does not change their underwear unless they have a scheduled doctor's appointment! Eeeew. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chester P. Dexter 177 Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 ok... I'll help get this rolling....FALSE. I sometimes change underwear twice per day.TNP (the next poster) opens their car door enough to hit the next car without even caring about it, in parking lots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveyzzz 38 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 FALSE again ! I am always very careful getting in and out of my vehicle. but I heard that:TNP (The Next Poster) Routinely drives 10 miles or more over the speed limit, and thinks YELLOW means SPEED UP !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tarbaby 498 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 False- I drive 9 over on streets and 20 on the big roads. TNP has a secret crush on the PATNP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whocares 1,184 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 False cause I don't know what you are even talking about...TNP wears a fanny pack... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stefdr 634 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 False. A fanny pack is just too close to being a man purse.But TNP has a tattoo of Hello Kitty on his butt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chelseagirl 787 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 False I have a tattoo.....but not of Hello Kitty!TNP Has a secret fetish! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whocares 1,184 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 False I have more than 1 fetish...TNP has a booger stuck on their typing finger Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveyzzz 38 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 TRUE - but it's not mine. I heard the NEXT poster has way more credit than they know what to do with. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fhem45 38 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 False, I thought it was a booger but it's snot.TNP has on ruffled undies 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lovebug5 1,136 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 False. I'm actually wearing those really cute underwear where the bottoms of your butt cheeks hang out. They're called "boy shorts."The Next Poster really wanted to know the details about my underwear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chester P. Dexter 177 Posted July 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 FALSE! It never crossed my mind and I did not want to know... I'll ask Daveyzzz's question again since it got lost in the shuffle.The Next Poster has so much credit, he/she doesn't know what to do with it! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whocares 1,184 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 TRUE!!!! I do have so much credit I'm afraid to use itTNP has skid marks in their underwear...while we are on the subject Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chelseagirl 787 Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 False I'm wearing a thong....no room for skidders!!! LOL!TNP is not wearing underwear! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stefdr 634 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 False. I am wearing underwear, I'm wearing a thong backwards. But....TNP is wearing a leather bananna hammock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chester P. Dexter 177 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 FALSE. I wouldn't know what to do with the banana space, since I seem to be short one banana, anyway. TNP wears only white grannie pants, that come up to the ribs/bra line (since the theme seems to be underwear, I'll run with it.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chelseagirl 787 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 False: You know what kind of underwear I am wearing!TNP is moonlighting as a stripper!?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveyzzz 38 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 FALSE: I tried that and they paid me to keep my clothes on! TNP wishes they had a Nieman Marcus and a Saks department store card. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chester P. Dexter 177 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 TRUE! NM was nice to me and SAKS wants nothing to do with me.TNP checks this board to see if there is anything new if he/she gets up in the middle of the night. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveyzzz 38 Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 FALSE: I check the foreign stock market and commodity prices at 3amBut I heard TNP watches reruns of Gilligan's Island while eating whole boxes of Crunch N Munch. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stefdr 634 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 False. I watch the "Girls Gone Wild" Infomercials and eat butter lovers popcorn.But.......TNP was in the Girls Gone Wild Videos! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lovebug5 1,136 Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 True. But I'm not telling you which one.TNP named their private parts "FICO" and constantly brags about how their "FICO" is constantly on the rise. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chelseagirl 787 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 False on my part.....but, where are the guys for this one?????????TNP has 800 plus on his credit score! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tarbaby 498 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 FALSE - I wish at least one was at 800. Pulled them today and two EQ dropped 10pts. TNP sucks their thumb and still sleeps with a blankie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
