Chester P. Dexter

Here's a game... it's called TNP

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False - I need a lot of space around me when I sleep. But the husband sleeps with teddy bears. :D

TNP takes less time to go #2 than most people take going #1. Very speedy in that regard in the bathroom!

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False. I can spend a half hour in there reading the paper.

TNP has "Barbie Girl" as a ring tone on their cell phone.

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True, but I never take time , I'm the boss...what am I going to do call in sick to myself...

TNP has a huge porn collection cause they can't date.

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False. I'd rather abstain from all sex and not fake orgasms. Too much energy.

TNP sits and reads these forums in their tidy whities.

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FALSE! I'm playing because I have to get my post count high enough that I can add my signature.

TNP tells social lies, like saying someone's haircut or outfit looks good, even when it doesn't.

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False. I'm a little bit too blunt for most people and have absolutely no problem telling someone that they're a little too fat to be wearing the jeans they're wearing.

TNP doesn't know what a FICO is.

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I thought I answered this a few days ago but maybe my browser ate it or it posted in the wrong place.

TRUE - do any of us really know what a FICO is?

TNP borrows from some cards to pay others.

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False: Nobody should get caught talking to themselves in public.

TNP: thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

False: Plus I even know the difference between Tupac Shakur (dead rapper) and Tupac Amaru (Peruvian terrorists...)

TNP: Has read an interesting book recently.

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