Chester P. Dexter

Here's a game... it's called TNP

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True, I love chocolate (real chocolate) and prefer my gold in the form of jewelry not coins.

TNP is giving out I.O.U.s for christmas gifts.

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False - My food stamps won't cover that much and my unemployment benefits haven't kicked in yet.

TNP sold their car to buy new tires!

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FALSE! I would never change a tire by myself. That is what women hire men for.

But The Next Poster stuck the jelly knife in the peanut butter jar!

(Am I playing this right?)

Edited by tigergem

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You're playing it right!

FALSE. I fill the dishwasher with silverware due to my reluctance to use any implement twice, or at least not for something different where the second would get "contaminated," as in the PB/Jelly incident you mentioned. If I find a fleck of jelly in the PB I scoop it out, with great irritation.

THE NEXT POSTER gets irate if toast crumbs are found in the butter.

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FALSE! Due my ZEN propensity, I get irate about nothing.

Although toast crumbs on the butter are definitely aesthetically unappealing.

The Next Poster buys all new plates and silverware instead of washing them.

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False! I dislike anything WITHOUT alcohol!

The Next Poster farted during Christmas dinner and claimed the dog under the table did it.

Edited by GH0104

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False - I drive a pearl white car :)

TNP: Is watching the Oscars tonight!

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