Chester P. Dexter

Here's a game... it's called TNP

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True. Only for one member of my family; drawing names :).

TNP enjoys reading books by Chuck Palahniuk.

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False! I'm always picking the crap out of my ears, with Q-tips.. and lately with the frames of my glasses :shock:

TNP shaves some of their body hair - other than facial or leg ;)

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True Makes everything look better :)

TNP wishes he/she could be the opposite sex at times, so he/she can deliver punch to an enemy.

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FALSE. Women feel they can punch anyone. Men only feel they can punch men. So if you want to punch a woman, you have to say something underhanded and mean to her. That's how women punch each other.

TNP sometimes eats candy first thing in the morning, like I just did (poor self-control - I saw it "hidden" in the coffee cup cabinet.)

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True. Although, it hasn't happened to me in awhile; back in Jr. High/High school days.

TNP still has kiddos that believe in Santa Claus.

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True. It's a great feeling, and awesome whenever you have to go to the restroom in the middle of the night :)! (I know...y'all just got a mental picture of me HA!)

TNP enjoys making people laugh until their stomachs hurt.

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FALSE.I don't think I'll get any other than some cheese and chocolate covered cherries that were went for the whole family. Oh, wait - just today a check for $500 came for us from the parents-in-law and guess where it's going - straight to my highest-rate credit card. Ho ho ho for me. Well, I have a cash advance on that card, and I'd like to pay it off - wouldn't you, if the rate was at 35%? Does anyone else have a card with 32% purchase and 35% cash advance rate?

TNP takes the time to wipe off any pee they may have left on a public restroom toilet, so the experience is that much less harsh for the next visitor.

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True but I also lift the seat up with my foot, and kick the flusher :)

TNP brushes his/her teeth at night.

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False. Even if I did, do you really think I would admit to it on here?

TNP thinks this is one of the most interesting thread that he/she has read in a while.

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