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Anybody ready for football season? I know I sure am! :)

My Cowgirls are gonna do it this year baby! :lol:

Tony Romo needs to find some other chick to be banging during the playoffs... And he needs to be banging her in Dallas instead of at some resort far away... Like, he has a job to do when the playoffs come around...

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Ha ha! Did you see her shaking her tata's at the camera during that one game? No wonder he can't play when she's there! :lol:

You going for the Texans or Cowgirls?

Living in south Texas, the cowgirls have always ruled (never the Oilers or the Texans). And this last season was the very first time in years that I started taking football seriously again and started watching a whole game at a time...

But then Tony Romo ends up having a non-stop stiffie and he can't throw the ball straight anymore... The dude needs to have a cold shower in the mornings, get Mr. Happy to shrivel up and start playing some real football again... If he can't keep his mind off of her tatas or think about banging her in Mexico, then the cowgirls need a new quarterback...

And yeah, I did see her shaking her tatas... I never get upset when a fine chick is swinging her jugs, but damn... this was the playoffs... That's enough to prevent any football player from thinking straight...

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Living in south Texas, the cowgirls have always ruled (never the Oilers or the Texans).

Really? I would have thought if you were southern Texas you would be more inclined to be a Texans/Oilers fan. I know here in Northeast Texas it is all Cowgirls.

But then Tony Romo ends up having a non-stop stiffie and he can't throw the ball straight anymore... The dude needs to have a cold shower in the mornings, get Mr. Happy to shrivel up and start playing some real football again... If he can't keep his mind off of her tatas or think about banging her in Mexico, then the cowgirls need a new quarterback...

Ewwww! :shock::lol: Tell me how you REALLY feel!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Really? I would have thought if you were southern Texas you would be more inclined to be a Texans/Oilers fan. I know here in Northeast Texas it is all Cowgirls.

How many superbowl rings did the Oilers and Texans have?

Seriously though (although winning does make a big difference), when Tex Schramm was running the franchise, he turned the cowgirls into America's team by buying a lot of radio and TV time and broacasting it into parts of the country that had no football (this was before cable television and before you had 300 channels). All of a sudden, good size cities and rural areas (even northern Mexico) could watch or hear a cowgirls game and they became fans. In fact, San Antonio is a huge cowgirls stronghold, which is why they sometimes do a lot of publicity stuff here...

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How many superbowl rings did the Oilers and Texans have?

Seriously though (although winning does make a big difference), when Tex Schramm was running the franchise, he turned the cowgirls into America's team by buying a lot of radio and TV time and broacasting it into parts of the country that had no football (this was before cable television and before you had 300 channels). All of a sudden, good size cities and rural areas (even northern Mexico) could watch or hear a cowgirls game and they became fans. In fact, San Antonio is a huge cowgirls stronghold, which is why they sometimes do a lot of publicity stuff here...

Didn't they never even make it to the Superbowl? You forget I'm just a baby!

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