NASCAR_Devil Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes! Think about this one: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three ye a rs ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebug5 Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 LMAO! So true...So true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted August 21, 2008 Report Share Posted August 21, 2008 T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work environment. Love it! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTigggers Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseagirl Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 Well stated!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WickeDay Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Too bad our potential woman won't be in the house this term. But, dammit it all to hell if we don't get more women in politics. This is my kindof thinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted August 25, 2008 Report Share Posted August 25, 2008 Too bad our potential woman won't be in the house this term. But, dammit it all to hell if we don't get more women in politics. This is my kindof thinking!Hear hear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Too bad our potential woman won't be in the house this term. But, dammit it all to hell if we don't get more women in politics. This is my kindof thinking!You already have Ann Coulter, what more do you want?Ha Ha, I couldn't remember her name so I googled conservative bitch and guess what came up first? ha ha.* Disclaimer * this is not a political statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Hear hear! I think thats supposed to be "Here, here"But I'm just an Okie.... Beat Texas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Nope this Texan got it! As a parliamentary cheer, hear him, hear him! In this case: hear her, hear her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Well... I'm not right every time, just most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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