reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 3 things that offend me and people should be locked up for1) Telling me what to do2) Thinking your better than me3) Putting mayonaise on anything I order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Damn guru are you drunk again? **I like mayo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltadawn Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 u might be right - i think he/she has a few posts under the wine category Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Damn guru are you drunk again? **I like mayo....Literally or metaphorically? I've been doing good and complelty deleted an off color comment before I submitted it! I did get to pee in a cup today, wish me luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 and technically your answer should have been (since I made the rules of this game)1) People who dont put mayo on the stuff I order2) High peole working on airplanes I might fly on3) Drunk people making bad posts about something I think tastes goodl; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Dang it, make that 2 absolutey hillarious posts I've had to make myelf delete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 And yes, I do have an elf. His name is Rodregeuz and he has dregs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 And peole is the old english word for people as any literary scholars on this board can attest to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 and no, I am not too impatient for this board when I'm the only one still up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Damn it thats three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 and it was especially humurous to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 and it was especially humurous to meAwwww. pretty please, you are so hillarious I just have to hear it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Does this anwwer your question deanna? If not, Ive got more.PS please don't hit the ignore button, I would be crushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Oh you have done lost it, but I love it! Could never ignore you! Maybe one day I'll get all wino-ed up and make some super drink postings of my own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Well, as long as they are super stupid and not just stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigswanging23 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Sounds like you hit the sauce in celebration of MNF...which was B.A. Drinking and posting--yes please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverserguru Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Yep, go Cowboys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Yep, go Cowboys!Cowboys spanked that a$$ last night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieR Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Cowboys spanked that a$$ last night! They did indeed...but so did Brian Westbrook (I think he'll be carrying my FF team all season unless I can make some radical roster changes!!!)But, jacking the thread (well not really in view of reverse's original topic (although it's just one thing, not three):...is anyone else totally offended by how awful the new Faith Hill NFL "song" is??? OMG I used to think she was a good singer, but that thing is just pure noise invading my peaceful football-loving home........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 I haven't heard it! I've searched the net to listen to it and the very few places I found that I found it at, my job wouldn't allow me to listen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeslieR Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Just watch the night game on NBC next week...uggh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Just watch the night game on NBC next week...uggh...8-)8-)8-)xshakeitxxshakeitxxshakeitx:moon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovebug5 Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 I'll totally play!3 offensive things that people should be locked up for...1. Women with Camel Toe: Ladies, there's just no excuse for this. I don't want to see your frontal clam when you're walking down the street and I cannot possibly imagine that it's comfortable to have your pants up your crotch. Talk about chafing!2. Open-Mouthed Food Chewers in Public Places: People, close your mouth when you eat. Even when you chew gum. It's really not that difficult. I don't want to hear your nasty smacking, salivary sounds when I'm trying to enjoy my food. If you look like a cow chewing on some cud, don't be offended when I walk up to you and ask you to refrain from eating in public for society's sake.3. Mothers who Breast Feed in Public: Although I understand that breast feeding is completely natural and additionally healthy for babies under the age of one year, I find it absolutely disgusting when I walk past women with their two year old children hanging from their lactating mound 'o boob. Especially when those women are not attempting to conceal anything whatsoever. If you're going out in public with your children and your kids are still feeding, please pump and bring a bottle. Your kids don't need to suck on your nipple that badly in the middle of Ikea. They really can survive one bottle feeding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'll totally play!3 offensive things that people should be locked up for...1. Women with Camel Toe: Ladies, there's just no excuse for this. I don't want to see your frontal clam when you're walking down the street and I cannot possibly imagine that it's comfortable to have your pants up your crotch. Talk about chafing!Hey my hubby likes them....2. Open-Mouthed Food Chewers in Public Places: People, close your mouth when you eat. Even when you chew gum. It's really not that difficult. I don't want to hear your nasty smacking, salivary sounds when I'm trying to enjoy my food. If you look like a cow chewing on some cud, don't be offended when I walk up to you and ask you to refrain from eating in public for society's sake.I agree, more than gross3. Mothers who Breast Feed in Public: Although I understand that breast feeding is completely natural and additionally healthy for babies under the age of one year, I find it absolutely disgusting when I walk past women with their two year old children hanging from their lactating mound 'o boob. Especially when those women are not attempting to conceal anything whatsoever. If you're going out in public with your children and your kids are still feeding, please pump and bring a bottle. Your kids don't need to suck on your nipple that badly in the middle of Ikea. They really can survive one bottle feeding.I thought that was what malls were for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 I'll totally play!3 offensive things that people should be locked up for...3. Mothers who Breast Feed in Public: Although I understand that breast feeding is completely natural and additionally healthy for babies under the age of one year, I find it absolutely disgusting when I walk past women with their two year old children hanging from their lactating mound 'o boob. Especially when those women are not attempting to conceal anything whatsoever. If you're going out in public with your children and your kids are still feeding, please pump and bring a bottle. Your kids don't need to suck on your nipple that badly in the middle of Ikea. They really can survive one bottle feeding.Ya know, it doesn't bother me to see them out feeding. But I rarely see it around these parts. I think most people are very discreet about it so we don't even realize it. But then some are very bold about it.....I breastfed my son until he was 7 months old. If I was taking him out somewhere I would just pump a bottle. I'm WAAAAAAAAAAYYY too modest to just whip em' out in public! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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