If collectors want you to send them something, why not this?

[LUEser]

I originally posted this on DB and figured I'd share the humor with CiC.

A poster asked what to send a ca in repsonse to a letter asking to pay on an already settled debt the answers were:

A C&D/FOAD

A summons

And my answer:

Or if you're feeling really vindictive you can send them

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You can order up to 500 at a time.

Free Qu'ran

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Free Book of Mormon

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You even have an option here to get a local LDS in the area to deliver it personally and try to convert the recipient.

Imagine getting the name of their CEO...

Free Bad Breath Bible

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All totally free, no shipping necessary.

There's more to my username than meets the eye, try doing a google search for LUElinks...