wdspeedbump Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 a man woke up from circumcision surgery to find his penis missing. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26892566/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 WTF is up with all these psycho doctors cutting off everybody's ding-a-lings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasen Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Why the hell was he mutilating his penis anyway? If you're not a baby, and haven't been snipped yet, just leave it alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Why the hell was he mutilating his penis anyway? If you're not a baby, and haven't been snipped yet, just leave it alone.I second that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chele444 Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 WTF is up with all these psycho doctors cutting off everybody's ding-a-lings? Penis envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAverage Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Why the hell was he mutilating his penis anyway? If you're not a baby, and haven't been snipped yet, just leave it alone.Yeah, I agree. I remember that Married with Children episode when Al got snippity-snipped. A whole month of him not getting excited or he'd be in such pain. In my case, I'd be in pain every few minutes because of all the tail I see.......I will pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous Wolf Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Seaton has suffered mental anguish, pain, and has lost the enjoyment of life, according to the lawsuit.---------No joke... Losing enjoyment of life is worth a lifetime settlement... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHK Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 They should re-phrase it to "Loss of enjoyment of wife." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Nashville/Savannah Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Wouldn't it be ironic if, because the guy's penis was amputated, he lives long enough to see his lawsuit resolved because removing his penis saved him from the cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAverage Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Wouldn't it be ironic if, because the guy's penis was amputated, he lives long enough to see his lawsuit resolved because removing his penis saved him from the cancer. Sorry....I'd rather be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous Wolf Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Wouldn't it be ironic if, because the guy's penis was amputated, he lives long enough to see his lawsuit resolved because removing his penis saved him from the cancer. Given the choice between beating cancer and having a schlong, I'd rather stick with keeping Mr. Happy in place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Nashville/Savannah Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Perhaps; but people dying of cancer generally don't have the energy to use Mr. Happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAverage Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Perhaps; but people dying of cancer generally don't have the energy to use Mr. Happy."Mr. Happy", "Stanley, (like the power tool, oooh!)", or whatever name you want to call the big guy is what gives men our identity. I stand by my earlier statement, if I have to be left without him, you'd have to kill me too...losing that is truly worst than death...even if you can't use it. I'm not even talking jazz...as a man, I really mean that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenous Wolf Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 "Mr. Happy", "Stanley, (like the power tool, oooh!)", or whatever name you want to call the big guy is what gives men our identity. I stand by my earlier statement, if I have to be left without him, you'd have to kill me too...losing that is truly worst than death...even if you can't use it. I'm not even talking jazz...as a man, I really mean that.I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If I had a choice between beating cancer and keeping Mr. Happy, I would keep Mr. Happy right in my pants. You take away my manhood, well, you take away my purpose for being a man as well as my purpose for living...I wonder how many guys feel the same way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewscott Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 I wonder how many guys feel the same way...Probably *all* of those that have a Mr. Happy. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdspeedbump Posted September 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 all who aren't "a woman trapped in a man's body" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 all who aren't "a woman trapped in a man's body" Think about it. Even they appreciate Mr. Happy! Maybe not in the same way you do........:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAverage Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Think about it. Even they appreciate Mr. Happy! Maybe not in the same way you do........:lol:In that case, why not just talk about a real woman? Real and fake ones appreciate a Mr. Happy that isn't a part of them...lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 A dick does NOT make a man....And be happy it does not.My Hubby had a back problem and his shriveled away like a slim jim till his surgery...I loved him anyway and got pleasure from other things...Seriously...would your partner leave you if you lost the use of yours? Woman suffering breast cancer lose parts of themselves all the time and sometimes it is ok and sometimes it is not...Hubby says if they whacked his off, After suing he could afford another operation to have a new and bigger one made... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleverCynic Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 A dick does NOT make a man....Hubby says if they whacked his off, After suing he could afford another operation to have a new and bigger one made...So a dick doesn't make a man, but a man can make a dick???Wussup guys?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAverage Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 A dick does NOT make a man....And be happy it does not.My Hubby had a back problem and his shriveled away like a slim jim till his surgery...I loved him anyway and got pleasure from other things...Seriously...would your partner leave you if you lost the use of yours? Woman suffering breast cancer lose parts of themselves all the time and sometimes it is ok and sometimes it is not...Hubby says if they whacked his off, After suing he could afford another operation to have a new and bigger one made...I'm sorry, but women will never understand that. Breast cancer is one thing, and I always have a soft spots for breast cancer survivors. I have participated in breast cancer walks in college and have always donated at least $20 to various breast cancer charities. Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate will always be Kelly Bundy) will always be hot to me, breasts or no. Besides, even though I am a breast man, if my DF had to get masectomies, I would love her no less.Losing the penis, on the other hand, really would have a huge psychological toll on a man. It defines manhood, period. I would not be able to concentrate on anything if I had to lose it and life might as well be over. I am glad that I'm not alone in that sentiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveAverage Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 So a dick doesn't make a man, but a man can make a dick???Wussup guys?!LOL, the lovable hippo returns.....How have you been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdspeedbump Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 ya'll are leaving out one important fact.a woman can achieve orgasm without breasts. life goes on.a man cannot achieve orgasm without his penis. 'nuff said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 ya'll are leaving out one important fact.a woman can achieve orgasm without breasts. life goes on.a man cannot achieve orgasm without his penis. 'nuff said?[/QUOTE]I agree, good point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustaTexan Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Damn Whocares, those are some nice scores! xdancexxdancex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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