admin 902 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Investment tips for 2008 With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in later this year: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker. 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally... 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTitty BangBang Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage 779 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 I can see why jq26 left number 9 out when he posted that the other day...lmao. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isislc 1,220 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 I love em! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TTigggers 1,047 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Thats great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
admin 902 Posted October 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 I can see why jq26 left number 9 out when he posted that the other day...lmao.I always get stuff last. :oops: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JustaTexan 951 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 I can see why jq26 left number 9 out when he posted that the other day...lmao.I thought #9 was the best one! :lol::lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AboveAverage 779 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 I thought #9 was the best one! :lol::lol:I always get stuff last. :oops:Me too...on both points. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
someonesomewhere 568 Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Dolly Parton acquired controlling interest in Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly and Harris TeeterNew company will be called Big, Wiggly Teeter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zfire 121 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 LOLthanks, I needed a chuckle today. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
