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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started.


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary. She

said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3


I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started.


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her


expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and

I kept

staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to

drinking right

after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been

sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the

road and

slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes

you just get

soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT


So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

And then the fight started...

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