Jason Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, 'What's on TV?I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started.====================================================My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcominganniversary. Shesaid, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3seconds.'I bought her a scale.And then the fight started. ====================================================When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take hersomeplaceexpensive... so, I took her to a gas station...And then the fight started....====================================================My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, andI keptstaring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at anearby table.My wife asked, 'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took todrinking rightafter we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't beensober since.''My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go oncelebrating that long?'And then the fight started... ====================================================I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside theroad andslowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimesyou just getsoooo stressed and little things just seem funny?Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOTHAPPY!'So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'And then the fight started... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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