Jump to content

Marketing Made Easy


Recommended Posts

A simple explanation of some common marketing terms

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm

fantastic in bed."

-That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.

One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's

fantastic in bed."

-That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his

telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic

in bed."

- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten

your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?"

and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly

against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

-That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and

says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

–That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going

home with your friend.

-That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

-That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be

handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto

the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of

your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

-That's Spam.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.