Chester P. Dexter Posted December 24, 2008 Report Share Posted December 24, 2008 There's no way I can top whocares' poem, so I'm going to post some haikus instead. (5-7-5, if anyone wants to add some)Stock market hates meTook my stocks and money, tooBetter luck next year_____________How will you pay, ma'am?Lots of cards in my walletThey are all tapped out___________We are Merrick BankDon't look at your APRWe are why you're broke____________Do you need that meal?You can eat peanut butter.Try to dine at home._______________Do not buy new shoes.Look in your bedroom closet.You should be ashamed._______________Minimum paymentYou will pay for many yearsPay it off instead.__________________Husband buys too much.Hide all of his credit cards.Tell him they were closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whocares Posted December 25, 2008 Report Share Posted December 25, 2008 LOL too funny...I will give it a while500 score way behindperfect credit keep in mindit's the sock option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonesomewhere Posted December 31, 2008 Report Share Posted December 31, 2008 We are the Big Three.Detroit is where we call home.No more soon, perhaps.WAMU was the king!We would loan to anyone.Now we loan nothing.Bail us out too, please.Times are tight. Budgets are thin.We are the mob. Thanks.My CIC friends,it is good to have you here.We can at least laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonesomewhere Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 A new year is here.Still same old, same old at work.At least I still work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonesomewhere Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 The new year has come.January almost gone.What does next month hold?Added thermostat.Save money in time, but foundAluminum wire.Stage two burn ban gone.Back to heating with firewood.Doesn't warm bedrooms.Woke up to all fives.Fifth horse in fifth race to win.But it came in fifth.Dear wife is pregnant.This will make for our third child.Unless it is twins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonesomewhere Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Layoffs continue.Little hope for too many.Trust in family.Love spider payment.I really must find a use.I keep up with bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonesomewhere Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Feeling stimulus?Oh, that's OK. Me neither.Perhaps in a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonesomewhere Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Can't feel stimulus?Perhaps that is a good thing.It's like prison rape.The moles will not win.Cat poo, smoke, traps, and my pee.These are my weapons.Sonogram is cool.I saw my third kid, sorta.Looks like a gray blob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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