malinrott Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I was reading this...http://www.courtminutes.maricopa.gov/docs/Civil/072006/m2304854.pdfNo way the Debt Attorney would like this... I think it would be fun to meet him before trial to get a good read on him.What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ualbany18 Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I really can't believe that is even real. The court has nothing better to do with it's time then to rule on who is going to pay for alcoholic beverages and suggest that the parties eat first and then discuss discovery lol. Give me a break the whole State of Arizona seems like a joke to me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueq Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 One can motion the court to do anything.I can motion the court to open the window. (Sometimes the debt attorneys hot air emissions make it stuffy in the courtroom.) I can motion the court to go outside and hear arguments on the picnic table.That is basic civil procedure.I'm not advocating "creative" motions because they will probably either be denied or jack off the judge.However, this AZ example, albeit creative, is a perfectly acceptable motion to make under the law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ualbany18 Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Where in my reply did I say anything about the motion being unacceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueq Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) Isn't questioning something of this manner a form of disbelief? Disbelief of reality means you do not accept the reality.Wordsmithing. Its the art of good politics and good legal pleadings!I framed the character of your reponse for you. You are now arguing on my terms.Another free legal lesson. Edited September 26, 2009 by trueq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ualbany18 Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I really can't believe that is even real. The court has nothing better to do with it's time then to rule on who is going to pay for alcoholic beverages and suggest that the parties eat first and then discuss discovery lol. Give me a break the whole State of Arizona seems like a joke to me now.Reading comprehesion. My lessons are not free though, PM for details on where to send your check and who to make it payable too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ualbany18 Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 "To demonstrate to counsel that the Court has more on its mind than lunch, the Court has considered Defendant’s motion to strike Plaintiff’s proposed amended complaint. The motion will be granted."This is what really made it seem pretty farcical to me. The fact that they had to justify their actions by deciding another motion lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueq Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 I'm not buying.Maybe you should send me a dunning notice, violate my rights, and sue me for the unauthorized defacto contract...That would be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditaloca Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Goodness, I don't think the joke is on Arizona but on someone who for one second believed this to be anything other than jest.The real issue, the fact that Bistro 24 closed and now you have to go to metro in scottsdale to get good french bistro style lunch.S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditaloca Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 While it would be fun to see how the judge would rule,I think in most cases its unsanitary to eat anywhere near a debt collections attorney.DON'T RISK IT.Its common knowledge that these are some of the hardest parasites to get rid of, don't risk infection.You don't need to "get a read" on a parasite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueq Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) I might try this "motion".In one case, we need to find an alternate to a AAA only arbitration clause.I got sense, debt attorney is going to move to have arbitration clause invalidated.I'll motion to have debt attorney buy me lunch in hopes we can talk about alternate forum before we do anything "hasty" to the terms of the agreement!Judge might like my "get along" style. Edited September 26, 2009 by trueq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaLawyer Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 This is still my favorite pleading of all time. If you do a little research you will find a granted motion for continuance based on hunting season, a court ordering the attorneys to play paper, rock, scissors , and various other odd court orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueq Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 prayer for relief part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoCares1000 Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 This is still my favorite pleading of all time. If you do a little research you will find a granted motion for continuance based on hunting season, a court ordering the attorneys to play paper, rock, scissors , and various other odd court orders.Watch it with Rock, Paper, Scissors. In England, that is considered a binding contract subject to tort law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopherS. Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 In that case, better go with paper.. Seems statistically to win in most cases because people err on the might is right approach with the rock, at least initially and then after a few defeats will wise up to a scissor or paper offensive, which of course, is too late ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amerikaner83 Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 HAHAHAHA That's the best Divorce petition I've ever seen! I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoCares1000 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 This is still my favorite pleading of all time. If you do a little research you will find a granted motion for continuance based on hunting season, a court ordering the attorneys to play paper, rock, scissors , and various other odd court orders.Where did you find the motion for continuance. I am sure that is as fun of a read as the petition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaLawyer Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Motion for Continuance (Deer Season). I have the Order somewhere around here. Will post when I find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 That is too funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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