Linda7 Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Penguins Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguinson the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? Wonder no more ! ! !It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and willmate for life, as well as maintaining a form ofcompassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, otherMembers of the family and social circle have beenKnown to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigialWings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough forThe dead bird to be rolled into and buried.The male penguins then gather in a circleAround the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow" "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Then they kick him in the ice hole." You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?It's so easy to fool OLD people . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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