UnclePorkchop Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverServed Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s! Oh wow that is hilarous sorry. I had to laugh with all that everyone here is going thru. It was priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi555 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s!He seems perfectly likable to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookreader Posted March 4, 2012 Report Share Posted March 4, 2012 he's a keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genericname Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s!dude sounds awesome. sounds like the perfect way to market yourself if your an atty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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