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So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s!

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So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s!

Oh wow that is hilarous sorry. I had to laugh with all that everyone here is going thru. It was priceless!

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So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s!

He seems perfectly likable to me.

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So our bulldog Business Attorney was at the office today. Before he left the meeting i pulled him aside and asked him for advise. I told him about my lawsuit and he proceeds to grill me to almost nothing. i was speechless. Then he says, don't worry you will win per the hearsay rule. I was like...why did you just turn me into nothing? He said, "Because that's what the plaintiffs attorney is going to do at trial"."We break and destroy peoples souls, hoping they cave for a loss" Then he says. "You're asking me for advise and not paying me". Walks out the door laughing, saying i'll be nice if you hire me. Haha! Lawyers are Pri**s!

dude sounds awesome. sounds like the perfect way to market yourself if your an atty!

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